Turtles? You thought WRONG

Nov 06, 2017

You've seen them. You've heard them. You've known about them since you were a kid.

How did these beasts come to be? Where did these terror harboring fiends come from? How can we survive a world where these things thrive?

How did these beasts come to be?

Answer: Estrogen. Those innocent frogs? The government pumps them full of estrogen. Those babies are so full of estrogen they're ready to explode. This is when it happens though. The massive amounts of estrogen TRANSFORM the innocent frogs straight into turtles. The excess hardens their skin and congregates on the back in the highest concentrations forming the shell.

Where did these terror harboring fiends come from?

Answer: TRICK ANSWER. They were always here. Frogs.

How can we survive a world where these things thrive?

Answer: Tricking the system. It's THE only way. BUY. IN. BULK. It fools the consumer driven base that the overseeing government forces us to give into and draws from their power. If the government is weakened so too will follow their estrogen ventures. A small distraction, a monumental force to combat these heinous government brewed creatures.

Simple logic and simple steps lead to stupendous results. RESIST the system. 

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